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It's days like this I almost believe in God.

I don't smoke, don't do drugs, and then comes the bad news.

But if you could make my friend get better, God, that'd be the miracle of Judaism.

Hell, let's have a party. Just like nothing happened.

Gee you look awful. I think you need to play some chess.

It's days like this I almost believe in God.

Life is never what you planned. Life is moments you can't understand. And that is life.

I'm trying to keep sane as the rules keep changing.

She's my doctor and I love her. She's got passion. She's intelligent, and Jesus Christ a doctor.

It's a strange thing 'bout parents - push turns to shove. What was hate becomes more or less love.

In fact, God said to Moses: 'Moses, everyone hates his parents. That's how it is.' And God knew because God hated his.

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