How could I know without him my life would be boring as shit.
How could I know without him my life would be boring as shit.
In Trousers has a cast of four characters:
| Marvin | Baritone |
| His wife | Mezzo |
| His highschool sweetheart | Soprano |
| His highschool teacher, Miss Goldberg | Alto |
(His son and his lover, Whizzer, are mentioned, but do not appear)
March of the Falsettos has a cast of five characters:
| Marvin | Baritone |
| His wife, Trina | Mezzo |
| His son, Jason (age 10) | Tenor |
| His lover, Whizzer | Tenor |
| His psychiatrist, Mendel | Baritone |
Falsettoland has a cast of seven characters:
| Marvin | Baritone |
| His wife, Trina | Mezzo |
| His son, Jason (age 12) | Tenor |
| His lover, Whizzer | Tenor |
| His psychiatrist, Mendel | Baritone |
| His lesbian neighbor, Dr. Charlotte | Mezzo |
| Her lover, Cordelia | Soprano |